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photomathed

To solve ones math problem by using the app PhotoMath
Student: I solved my math problem!
Teacher: Wow that was fast, did you solve it or did you photomath it?
Student: I photomathed it.
by fireglow October 23, 2014
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julie and the phantoms

Julie and the phantoms, the show for kids that has somehow got EVERYONE'S attention, black characters and a small gay bean who owns my heart? yes please. AND THE SHIPS? sound-track? bomb luke & julie? otp alex & willie? babies reggie & luke? END GAME if you haven't seen it, get your life together and watch it.
jatp phanatic : did you watch julie and the phantoms??
friend: yeah! charlie gillespie stole my heart, but #givelukehismommyback2020
by charlie gillespie ily October 8, 2020
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Phantom Gas

When a group of people are standing around, and someone farts, but the culprit is too ashamed to admit it, and nobody knows who commited such tomfoolery. Also, only the dead are above suspicion.
The Cast:
Stan
Dan
Anne
Susanne
Roxanne
Dianne
Dot

The scene takes place while 7 teens are in an elevator at the top floor of a 13 story hotel. None of them know each other, but they are linked by a horrific crime.

Dan: Hey, second floor please.

Susanne: Me too.

Suddenly, everyone is alerted by strange but natural occurance.

(fart)

Dianne- What in the hell was that?

Anne: Hello everyone, would you like to play a game?

Stan: Real funny you sick bitch!

Anne: I did not commit this treachery but I will find out who did. The elevator is sealed and we will only escape if we call the operator. I will not let anyone touch this phone unless the perpatrater is brought to justice. If we don't escape, the gas will eventually end us. We have three minutes.

Dot: (whimpering in fetal postion) I DON'T WANT TO DO IT MOMMY, I DON'T WANT TO DIE

Roxanne: This is blaspheme! And only for some Phamtom Gas?!

Susanne: Why so angry, you fat dame, GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE?

Roxanne: No it wasn't me you nincompoop.

Stan: Well you're both cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Dan: Oh no no, neither of them are cotton-headed ninny-muggins, guy. Is this what we've succumbed to?

Dianne: Well if the flux capacit...(gag)

Suddenly the seven young teens collapse and die. Anne, the suicidal debate team president, was the last to die. She passed away laughing, as it was her phantom gas all along.
by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire November 28, 2009
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phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom
1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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Phantom Shitter

A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"
by The Informant99 January 3, 2012
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phantomisle

A channel found on youtube that has a bunch of stickfigure videos. He is best known for his Intense Stick Assault and Stick Death Maze series.
Hey, did you check out phantomisle's channel? It has cool videos!
by ethanabiss June 23, 2010
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Ciel Phantomhive

The main character in the popular Japanese anime Kuroshitsuji, also known as Black Butler in English.

He is a popular shota, or young male character, with grey-blue hair and wears an eyepatch over his right eye to conceal a Faustian symbol, representative of his contract with a demon. He shares residence with this demon, Sebastian Michaelis, who poses as his butler for practical purposes and lives in a manor outside of Victorian-age London, England. He is the heir to a fortune as well as a toy and confection empire left behind by his deceased parents. He is often described as "snotty" and intolerant of anything less than perfection, especially when it comes to the duties of his butler. He is, however, something of a child prodigy when it comes to business affairs, as he works directly for Queen Victoria herself. Despite his good looks, he is bashful and has little care for the embellishments and benefits of being a member of the beautiful upper-classmen of society. He loathes his fiancée, Elizabeth, who is also his cousin. The basis of his contract with Sebastian is to avenge his parent's deaths and in return, he will give his soul to the demon.

Author is Yana Toboso.
Person 1: Whuu b dat kid wearin dat eyepatch??
Person 2: That is Ciel Phantomhive.

Person 1: Why is that kid so fucking ignorant?
Person 2: Because he is Ciel Phantomhive.

Person 1: Is that kid the owner of the entire company?
Person 2: Yes, he is Ciel Phantomhive.

Person 1: Dafuq?
Person 2: Ciel Phantomhive.
by WatchOut,WeGotABadassOverHere February 3, 2012
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