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Petpatois

Pronunciation: pet pat wah

A made up language that sounds like gibber jabber, used by pet owners or people who like to communicate with animals and pets. People who use this language sincerely beleive that they are actually talking to their pet.
"Any pet lovers out there fancy brushing up on their Petpatois? Would you love to be able to communiate with your four legged friend effectivly? Well a new evening class is begining next week on Thursday evening, Petptois for Everyone starts at 8pm in the village hall"
by sans-souci January 11, 2010
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petwition

a rant (towards a negative/strong cause) filed on twitter.
After president Obama was re-elected, america filed a petwition to recall him (and let Romney win).
by b_rock44 November 15, 2012
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petwar

to do be or do something excessively gay.
oops, I was caught humping the floor. I'm such a petwar.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
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ptwatodactyl

A dinosaur regularly prayed on by the peniosaurus rex. There were many subspecies including, but not limited to the Brazilian, hairy, landing strip, and hairless.
These fossil records show that the ptwatodactyl was a very beloved dinosaur.
by kroderus October 20, 2008
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petwetting

Very similar to bedwetting except instead of unknowingly urinating on your matress during your sleep, you unknowingly urinate on your pet. Or purposely. Your choice.
My puppy dog was sleeping in my bed and I had an accident and started petwetting all over him. whoops.
by elduderino111 March 10, 2013
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petwet

When you ejaculate and emit sperm into your belly button then your girl fingers it out and snorts a nice heavy line.
You'll never believe last night i offered my girl tghe petwet and she sneezed for two hours
by Josh Pettit November 7, 2007
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zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters
by Danny Carbon October 23, 2017
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