permiedom

Permanent employment (being a permie), as viewed by a contractor.

The contract market is so bad that I may be force to abase myself before the altar of permiedom.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Perriering

The act of being yourself without caring what anybody thinks. Because you're a f*cking adult.

Drank a Perrier and went to a party in my pajamas. #perriering

by Thegreatesteverknown July 26, 2016

Piper Perri'ed

When your gang banged by 12 black men while resting on a couch.

Guy: Did you hear that she Piper Perri'ed? She's such a hoe.

by Fighting_Remnant February 23, 2020

Perrier

A "sparkling water enema", currently popular among wealthy UK homosexuals and bi-curious metrosexuals.

One partner plays the "waiter". He takes a small glass bottle of sparkling Perrier (the narrow sloping-necked style is required). The "waiter" unscrews the cap and places his flat hand over the top. He agitates the bottle and quickly inserts the neck of the bottle into the anal orifice of the "customer".

Clearly, fast action and effective pre-lubrication are required to obtain the maximum effect.

The two product managers took a line of coke each, then gave each other a Perrier.

by Jonny.B.Good June 16, 2008

Perrierin

The act of drinking a lot of Boxer heavy in a short amount of time on a Sunday.

"Hey lets start Perrierin’ at the ocho with the goons."- everyone

by Goonz3 August 26, 2012

Perrie Edwards

A masculine goat

Perrie Edwards -* makes goat noise *
Vet- sounds quite masculine

by Bxrbie January 2, 2022

perrier

What you drink when you're hung over. With a lime wedge.

Bunny: For Christ sake, this headache is killing me.

Frank: Me too, I’ll go get some Perriers.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005