penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004

Persian Girl

A hardworking resilient girl with a warm heart who strives to be independent and empowering. Keep them on a low-carb diet and they will look 20 years younger than their actual age.

Yasi is a typical persian girl, nice catch.

by April_SH June 8, 2019

persian cigar

When a dead body is rolled up inside a Persian rug.

Let's get a crew of NOS together and mob up on Johnny and roll us a Persian cigar.

by sleddy April 16, 2015

persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.

stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Persian Lane

The far right lane of a street, usually used for parking purposes, in which someone speeds in order to avoid traffic in the lanes to the left. Utilized by 16-25 year old Persians in BMWs, Mercedes, or Camrys.

"Hey man, I passed that BMW five minutes ago, how did it beat us?"
"I saw him speed past us in the Persian Lane."

by omgkellieson December 11, 2009

Persian Cat

That fluffy little creature that likes to be pet. Comes from Persia and has a face that got smashed by a hammer.

<Guy 1> Look at that Persian Cat
<Guy 2> Wow, its so fluffy!

by EngineerDude September 17, 2016

Persian Male Complex

Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.

How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne

Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.

by persianprincess1900 September 8, 2016