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Permashacker

Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.
Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?

Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011
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permascowl

When a person's mouth and lips are in a constant expression of disapproval, boredom, and/or hate.
No wonder she's still a virgin, she's sporting a total permascowl.
by SuperSarah April 25, 2005
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permashift

When you shift realities but choose to permanently shift there, unlike respawning, when you permashift you always have the choice to return to your CR.
Girl1: hey I think I might permashift
Girl2: ok but just make sure your 100% sure since it’s a big decision
by your mom123412341 April 11, 2022
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permahot

An adjective to describe an object or a person who or is timelessly hot, regardless of age.
Person 1: Tom Hardy's in a new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, with the permahot Gary Oldman.

GQ: Here we see Joseph Gordon-Levitt demonstrating the versatility of the tie with permahot Claudia Schiffer.

Me: Classic men's shoes? That shit's permahot.
by lightningbaroness September 6, 2012
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permashrink

The condition of one's genitalia after extended time in a cold place, usually Alaska. Unlike shrinkage, permashrink will not go away until one has moved to a place of normal climate.
Guy 1: Dude, I went up to Alaska last month, it was sweet!
Guy 2: Oh I'm sorry man, you must have had some crazy permashrink.
Guy 1: Yeah...I almost forgot I wasn't usually the size of a newborn baby.
by Dukey duke October 16, 2008
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Permawhoredom

When you perform a sexual act so horrendous that even if you never have sex again you will be considered a whore for life
"Did you hear Rachel had sex with Tyler then immediately after had sex with his brother? Yeah, she's achieved Permawhoredom"
by dropfret July 5, 2012
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permashame

the stigma attached to a person after a public humiliation, from which recovery will be very difficult
"He wet himself in the middle of school and there was no way of hiding it - oh God, the permashame!"
"He dropped the ball in extra time and cost his team the grand final - instant permashame! He'll have to win them another three grand finals to get away from that."
"Dave's permashamed now, ever since he left his lapel mic on while poopsterbating. Not even his Grandma makes eye contact with him now."
by chickenLicker69 November 24, 2015
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