pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

pessimessi

shes married to jakey

did you know pessimessi is married to jakey, they personally told me and showed the signed contract and everything

by pessimessi November 22, 2020

pepilepsi

When you are having an epilepsy but you only see Pepsi colors.

idk what to put here.. oh no I'm having a pepilepsi!

by pepilepsi February 3, 2021

pepilepsi

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023