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penis pop

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks
dude today in lunch i got a penis pop
by spying cow October 18, 2006
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penisophile

someone who really likes penis
micheal jackson: I love penis

obama: me too micheal jackson
johnny sins: you guys are penisophiles
michael jackson: hehe
by butt in my penis May 13, 2023
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Penis pop

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.
I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.
by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015
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penis pop

Some Guy: "My penis had a stroke! Call my friends! Call CNN! Call 911! Let the whole world know that my penis had a stroke!"

Some other guy: "I popped my penis hemeroid! Give me raise!"
by I went numba 3 on yo mom September 4, 2005
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Penispolooza

when woman or gay men require men to take off their pants in a public place such as a bar, nightclub, preschool, or retirement homes and swing their penises in a counter clockwise formation. While walking in a circle around the women so they can get a good look at the options! (Its rude to do it clockwise.) This is so woman can get a look at what they are taking home and make their final decision.
Kelly-Hey look Tracy has John and Marcus doing the Penispolooza
Ambrey-One of them is getting lucky tonight!
Kenzy-Oh shit, poor John, apparently Marcus has a bigger dick.
Anni-That sucks... Oh look there are some hot guys lets make them do the Penispolooza
Courtnee-I claim that one!
(A little later)
Anni- HAHAH Courty he has the smallest dick!!
ALL-WE LOVE PENISPOLOOZA
by gonnaherpasphylaids January 8, 2011
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Penispooper

Noun. Person who takes it up the ass.

Effective, funny insult- We all know you're gay, you fucking penispooper!
I bet that fag is penispooping right now!

"Do you know why chance is a penispooper?..."Because he likes it up the ass".. OOh
by jasonguido July 12, 2011
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penispoo

something that alex poulin and andy taylor say
by wanting to Fuck me April 16, 2004
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