huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?
by Team Fantastic. June 3, 2010

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
by timeoddplace July 16, 2011

by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.
by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Penis-Fly Trap
Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.
by The catch January 18, 2022

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
