Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

penis butter and jelly sandwich

A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread

I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste

by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011

Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.

Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.

by sixtyfps March 6, 2009

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018

Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”

Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023

penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.

Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.

by 82BU November 3, 2015

penis butter and jelly sandwich

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008