lord penaldo

Someone who celebrates like he has won a world cup final after scoring a penalty against spezia
His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.

Someone who doesn't take part in a group assignment but celebrates the most when your group is awarded
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group

by K77777kkk May 2, 2021

Penaldo

Man who wait Penalty to score on party

I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals

Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo

by Dataing July 24, 2020

Penaldog

A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.

1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.

2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅

3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.

by High IQ football fan June 3, 2021

penaldog

a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.

penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.

by Smart Football Fan June 23, 2022

Penaldo

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg

Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi

by John Koraski August 25, 2020

Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

by som1udontno April 2, 2021

Penaldo

A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan

I got a severe penaldo for slapping my teacher
I went fishing and my partner penaldoed me!

by Stewie246 December 27, 2022