Penaldo

Man who wait Penalty to score on party

I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals

Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo

by Dataing July 24, 2020

Penaldo

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg

Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi

by John Koraski August 25, 2020

Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

by som1udontno April 2, 2021

Penaldo

A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan

I got a severe penaldo for slapping my teacher
I went fishing and my partner penaldoed me!

by Stewie246 December 27, 2022

Penaldo

A Portuguese ghost that roams around Saudi Arabia looking for what he loves most, penalties and tapins. And if he doesnt get any he ghosts and then he retire

My idol penaldo is finished 😭

by Seuiwy April 21, 2023

Bottlertiano Penaldo

A massively overrated football (soccer) player from Portugal who bottles and ghosts in big games but excels at scoring penalties against bottom table teams.

Hey, did Juventus win that game against Crotone last night?
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team

by JMVLM May 7, 2021

Penaldo

Messi’s cheap dog, and sniff cocaine when in the box. He now statpads in Arab league or Discovering new countries such as Luxembourg or Faroe Island (idk how he got into the national team but obviously the manager is fanboy)

Fanboy checks at ESPN FC YouTube community post about Portugal vs Luxembourg

“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic

“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”

by ြြြ March 28, 2023