penistery

A monastery of sorts where all penises go to worship when they are not busy elsewhere.

My dick is at the penistery so we're going to have to wait til it comes back to have sex.

by drcrazy303 June 20, 2010

Peister

The act in which a criminal inmate introduces contraband into a correction facility by means of his urethra.

5 grams of cocaine was peistered into the jail by one inmate over night.

by High Language November 29, 2019

peristerizo

Peristerizo is a Greek Verb.
It defines the forward-backward moving, that you make when you are walking. A lot of people make this move when they cross a street.

A car was close to kill me, when I was crossing Konstantinoupoleos, because I did peristerizo.

by Fotoria November 20, 2021

Pellitteri

A disgusting creature that rarely leaves its burrow.
Seeing one is considered a sign of good luck in some cultures.
They are often confused with trolls living under the bridge.

“Clean up your room, you could get a Pellitteri infestation”

by Friendly neighbourhood ass November 22, 2021

Shaking pelvises

To intertwine genetilia.

"So are you going to be shaking pelvises with that woman after the movie?" Also used for yourself; "I am trying to get my pelvis shook!"

by Salty Sal November 20, 2018

Touching Pelvises

In the literal meaning, it refers to conjoining two pelvic regions of two individuals. This may look to other people as dry humping with clothes on.

I am so excited to see you! We are touching pelvises when that happens.

by Henterman John November 16, 2019

hailee pluister

an old grandma who has to teach dumb middle schools kids and likes to yell and cry because she is a gigachad and once she pooped herself in front of mr lacoursiere

that chick is so sad she must be hailee pluister

by ieatallthebabies November 8, 2022