Pelch

The sexual action of pelching is to punch then seamen out of a womens vagina or ass. It is an alternitive to felching, often used when men are grossed out by their own sperm in their mouth.

Waring : Pelching may result in a hurt, crying, or severly bruised sexual counterpart.

girl : Come on baby, felch it right now!

Guy : ew no way i dont want to taste that....i can pelch it ;).

Girl : Whats a pelch? *WHAMMMMMMMM RIGHT IN THE VAGINA*

by comic1212 June 24, 2010

pelch

To excrete fecal matter.

I'm away to pelch a jobby.

by James the Beaver June 30, 2008

Pelcastre

Best last name to ever exist. Anyone who knows people with this last name should bow down to them.

Pelcastre yes

by El Cuhhhhhhhhhh October 31, 2022

pelczarski

a person who watches gay porn

Look at him beating his dick he is definitely a pelczarski

by Negnei April 15, 2023

pelcili

Very smart, or sharp

Aman is very pelcili as he has straight A’s in his classes.

by Overtime Arman June 30, 2023

pelcker

the act of cleaning out a chickens smegma while yerking it to the chickens gobbler.
(must be in a chicken pen)

man 1: hey man how was your pelck sesh?

man 2: oh it was good! i got almost all of it out if my chicken

man 1: wow thats great! you should be called a pelcker

man 2: good idea! ill be quandale the pelcker

by sigmatoilet March 12, 2024

Pelcking

The act of useing your pelvic muscles to pleasure oneself

I started pelcking after I broke my arms

by Thefatherofpelcking April 10, 2024