When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.
I accidently peesterbated last night.
by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010
Get the Peesterbate mug.a word that you make it your own, tell it to someone when theyre pissin you off and watch theyre look on theyre faces they wont know what it is trust itll piss them off and youll win the end
by u already know December 11, 2007
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by PaperRomance February 23, 2011
Get the Pestering mug.n. A euphemism for the vagina; short for panty oyster it is a portmanteau etymologically derived from panty salmon, however oyster has since replaced salmon. Proponents of panty salmon over panty oyster claim their term is more closely aligned with the female sexual cycle (Women are like salmon, sexually, in that they swim up a stream of sexual consciousness until they reach their peak at around 40 ergo, panty salmon) It should be noted that panty salmon is considered an anachronism and is only permissible in a scholarly context. Some philologists and semiotics expets believe poister is best spoken with a British accent, debate continues.
Do you fancy a toss about with her poister?
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
by JonLokiGanjatron October 4, 2010
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similar to "Festivus" from Seinfeld
similar to "Festivus" from Seinfeld
Friend 1: You're doing the egg thing? I thought you were Jewish.
Friend 2: Yeah, my mom's Christian, but my dad's Jewish.
Friend 1: Oh, well, Happy Peaster!
Friend 2: Yeah, my mom's Christian, but my dad's Jewish.
Friend 1: Oh, well, Happy Peaster!
by Aquaman123456 April 12, 2009
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"Put that damn pester pipe away!! I'm tired."
"Put that damn pester pipe away!! I'm tired."
by deep January 2, 2005
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