Peginus

When you see a girl that is so repulsive that your dick shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a vagina where your penis normally belongs.

Jeremy: "Damn did you know that Mark is going out with Hope?"
Oliver: "Yea I know I got a Peginus when he introduced her to me!"

by chief thundercock June 13, 2011

peinis

when your peepee is too large.

man he has a peinis

by corpOZ April 3, 2019

Paginis

The world's first gender neutral insult. The gender neutral equivalent for douche bag.

KZ: Man, did you see that guy cutting me off on the highway?
MJ: Yah, he's being a real paginis!

by zmkj September 5, 2009

Peginus

A cross between a Pegina (Penis+Vagina) and an Anus. Sexual intercourse with such a mythical sexual organ is referred to as simultaneous double penetration. This mythical organ is believed to be the production of pheromone abuse in a combination with hemaphroditism.

They can also be considered the combination of a Vaginus (Vagina+Anus) and a penis; or a Penus (Penis+Anus) and a vagina.

Man #1: Dude, last night I had sex with a Peginus, it was the best thing ever!
Man #2: Dude, you were fucking high, those things dont exist!
Man #1: What are you talking about, I fuck one very week!

by Mischievous cockroach October 6, 2009

peninis

penis

i have an enormous peninis

by fkr July 30, 2003

Perginistic

"a pergin means a autististc cousin.", " a flat cheeked mother fircker!", "counsil of big booty Bob." Perginistic is a word with many meanings.

"Dude you're being so perginistic today!!"

by Potatosquashedtatertot May 27, 2020

peninis

A penis pressed in a waffle iron or panini press. This word combines the words "panini" and "penis." The term peninis was coined by podcaster Griffin McElroy.

Yeah, I'm into sexual waffle irons; just stick your dick into a sandwich maker and get a peninis...

by griffinmcelroystan69 May 5, 2020