petrified

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

Petering Your Novak

What does it mean to Peter your Novak? Why do we uses this term, this can most be simply described in song and dance. Petering your Novak was developed by high-tech scientists in 1987 to develop a pure essence of life. During this wondering to create something so beautiful. This would end up being to be a tragedy however; the whole experiment went south! The results were somewhat of a anti-pure-essence which took the minds of many and showed them the reality that we call "Petering-your-Novak". The minds of these scientists became manic and would often become uncensored doing what they want.

To this day nobody knows the true effects of Petering on that Novak

Now the term Petering your Novak is used to remember those times. it is often used to describe grotesque events. At the same time describing the most beautiful ones.

You can say - "I petered my Novak" for a sense of how you could use this.

What it means is usually up to the user. This way nobody can really be upset when it comes to Petering their Novak

"You're Petering Your Novak."

by PeterNovak November 2, 2022

Petri Lindroos

The most awesome badass Nordic Warrior who ever lived.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.

Metalhead: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Petri Lindroos.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.

by Killdanifilth December 12, 2009

Petri

if u have the name Petri than it means ur just : amazing, kind, smart, funny, wonderful, terrific, fantastic, nice, silly, cool, fabulous, joyful, super, magnificent, helpful, superb, magical, beautiful, honest, loving, careful, understanding,respectful, responsible, brilliant, achieving, hardworking, strong, truthful, bright, happy, good, nonjudgmental, giving, pure, desirable, subtle, survivor, supreme, talented, talkative, fair, faithful, fit, unforgettable, friendly, calm, generous, graceful, genuine, real, astounding, remarkable, incredible, marvelous, gorgeous, delightful, amusing, enchanting, lovable, charming, authentic, stunning, attractive, tough, attentive, bighearted, delicate, conversational, humorous, entertaining, gifted, artistic, tender, young, courteous, smooth, protective, determined, quiet, passionate, strong-willed, sincere, devoted, unique, quirky, precious, polite,distinguished,wise,humorous,happy-go-lucky, glorious, awesome, epic

Petri, Z. loveees yaaah xx BF;)

by dolladolla October 18, 2011

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe October 18, 2008

Petrinkle

slang term used to described the female sexual organ; vagina

Jess: I went into to the bathroom at work....
Cindy: yea!?
Jess: and it smell like rotten petrinkles!
Cindy: EW!
Cindy: that is foul!

by Clairegirl8769 January 8, 2009

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013