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Prepology 

Noun: When someone gives a disclaimer before saying something, usually offensive.
Old Albert always gave a prepology, I'm not racist but, if they can say black power, why can't we say white power?
Prepology by JohnnyStratashoes June 10, 2017
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Peniology 

Study Course in which men line up outside a clinic in order to have their penis examined using a metre stick. The purpose of this is to determine whether or not they suffer from micropenis. The course spans over a total of 25 years.

Shoutout to Kiera.
Kiera-"Mum, Dad, I got into University.

Mum- " I'm so proud of you, Kiera, what are you studying?
Kiera-"Peniology.
Dad-"Never heard of it, What is it?
Kiera-"Look it up.
(They look it up)
Both Parents-"I think it's time you leave"
Kiera-"Why?
Dad-"Listen, I'm gonna be honest- you're a dissapointment that's why.
Peniology by MASTEROFPENIOLOGY October 6, 2017

Periology 

The study of Periodts and Period-poohs
"Hey, watcha majoring in?"
I'm studying Periology."
Periology by Bigboistevejobs September 22, 2020

historical phonology 

The phenology of sound as the only artifact of the past.

The successor to the dialectical materialism of Karl Marx.
Historical phonology is the Saussurean recursion over Marxism's historical materialism.

Petrology 

When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??
Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."
Petrology by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018

punology 

Girl: How do you know so much about jokes and puns?

Boy: Because I study Punology obviously.
punology by Lolthatsfunny December 30, 2013