Virtual Peeality

-When you are using virtual reality goggles/headset, and you ferociously piss yourself.

"Mommy, I had a virtual Peeality accident."
"God Damnit child!"

by Dalbert144 April 10, 2017

Peekabooing

To give someone who likes you just enough hope to keep them coming without the relationship actually going anywhere or advancing, and it usually keeps the victim in emotional confusion and pain.

Friend: Megan is taking days to respond to my texts, but she also seems to like me; things aren't adding up bro.
Me: I think she is peekabooing you.

by PotatoPain December 12, 2019

peegasm

When you have to pee sooooo bad, that when you do it feels almost as good as an orgasm.

I had to piss like a race horse, but dam it felt good!

by Schism December 3, 2002

peejaculate

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."

by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

peekaboo

To surprise someone.

Example: Peekaboo, I'm not a virgin anymore! :D

by Mysterious August 2, 2004

peegasm

The euphoric shiver felt by the human male during a long-awaited urination.

I had such a violent peegasm I pissed all over the leg of the guy next to me, and he subsequently proceeded to beat the shit out of me. But wow, what a peegasm.

by goiterbutt September 17, 2003

Peeance

A word president George W. Bush created. Nobody can begin to fathom what it means. Only used once, with the word 'freeance' succeeding it, during a speech.

"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."

by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004