Procrastinating

You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.

No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!

by electricspider93 September 28, 2014

Procrastinating

The act of using the opposite sex’s sex toy to pleasure yourself

Procrastinating

by Jeff5362874 October 10, 2020

Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.

Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating

by Astrantia April 10, 2003

Procrastinating

I'll get a definition for it later.....

teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...

by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010

procrastinating

something im doing right now

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.

by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008

Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

poecrastinating

when one puts off writing or saying dope poetry.

you put those new lines down yet?

naw dawg I's bin poecrastinating...

by Colin D Campbell December 15, 2007