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Pink Polka Dots Guild

Seattle-based philanthropy group, comprised of mostly minors, that raised money for brain tumor research.
Last night I went to a Pink Polka Dots Guild dance that ended up raising $10,000 for brain tumor research!
by pink4children November 25, 2010
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Polka-Dot Man

Cool guy in The Suicide Squad movie and his powers are shooting magma polka dots out of his hands and its so fucking cool.
"IM A SUPERHERO! IM A MOTHERFUCKING SUPER-" -Polka-Dot Man
by ZooPooZooPoo September 30, 2021
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poolkake

the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.

for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.

given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.

therefore;

In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take

280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;

A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years

to fill the pool

and just a moment to jump in
dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?

yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight
by idubstoners July 9, 2010
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Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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The Big Joe Polka Show

The single greatest tv show ever!! If you do not know what Big Joe Polka is, you are missing out.
Dean: "Spook, grab the Shlitz and Goo Goo's, The Big Joe Polka Show is about to start!"
by SpookN December 28, 2005
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Polka-Spot

This is the defintion of something that you would call a polka dot but it's when its not a tiny dot its more like a large spot. Anything the same size or bigger then a Skittle is a Polka-Spot.
WOW. Look at that Dress. Its Polka-Spots are the size of grapes!!
by LNBeaners April 15, 2009
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el polka syndrome

being so indescribably cringe that you throw away your whole life to play league of legends.
man that guy has el polka syndrome! He plays ints in league so much
by Apdogod1 November 11, 2021
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