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butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty
Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.
by annsthemann October 21, 2014
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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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chest patties

The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits.
by Max. L January 19, 2008
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Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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patootie

A sweetheart, someone who you care about- the word is a cute, light way to address someone close to you. The friend, in order to be called "patootie" must be not only beautiful but above all have a very kind, open personality
"She is such a cutie patootie, invite her over!"
"Of course I love Dan, he's so cute and is my patootie fasho"
"Do you like Liza?" "Of course, she's a patootie-head"
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by patootiequeen January 5, 2011
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patootie

Patootie is "ass".

But "sweet patootie" is a term of endearment.
by Eliezer Pennywhistler May 17, 2006
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Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!
"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"
by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 13, 2008
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