Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real February 28, 2021

patiolympics

The art of drinking lots of beer on a patio, preferably downtown in some city, while still maintaining enough sobriety to people-watch with the best of 'em.

I got totally loaded at the Patiolympics of August 18th with my good friends Stevo, Oubi and Krewl Gewl.

We totally took home the Gold that night!!!

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 17, 2006

Patio Smoke

adj,verb: The act of being in a state of mind where one's confidence extends normal expectation; being very very cool

Person 1: "Man, i cant believe TYE DaddiO left with two girls after the party."
Person 2: "yea he was really patio smoking tonight."

Sentence: Daddio walked into the room with a patio smoke like aura.

by TYE Daddio August 31, 2013

patio

the flat area between the butthole and the scrotum... very arrousable place

i touched his patio and he went boom

by Liz January 21, 2003

Patio

Most often used to describe an outdoor area at a restaurant or drinking establishment, the lack of which is often constantly lamented by some twats until everyone is sick of listening to them and you have to find somewhere that has one.

Shut the fuck up, Jay, there's no patio within 2 miles of here.

by SleeperStew July 10, 2017

patrorange

orange juice and patron, in a kiddy size McDonalds cup.

DJ Farm got throwed off that patrorange juice at 9 a.m.

by Hott Bitches July 5, 2006