faternity

A group of people, usually overweight, in college, and have set rules and guidelines in order to be members of a faternity. Usually consisting, of using framps, eating regimens, exercise guidelines, diet plans, etc.

"Damn Lenny, you should join our faternity, we are electing a new lunch special supervisor next week."

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

Peternity Discord Server

LITERAL HELL

“Oh golly I sure can’t wait to talk in the Peternity Discord Server”-nobody ever

by pokemon9163 August 15, 2022

posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.

Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"

by digik9 June 17, 2013

men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees

Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.

by shepp February 15, 2008

Naternity

A fraternity centered around the consumption of the popular brand of beer "Natural Light". First chartered in the year of our lord 1999 by the original Naternity Brothers (Nat Bros for short) of Jacksonville State University. Chapters have sprouted up in several other nationally recognized colleges and universities in the past decade, and the fraternity is working towards being and officially recognized nationwide fraternity.

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by JSU Nat Bro January 30, 2010

maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

by zedude May 2, 2009

Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019