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Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007
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Patchoing

The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.
“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”

“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”

“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”
by NTW Prick January 31, 2019
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pachow

Word that is used when surprising someone
hiding behind trashcans waiting for friend. Friend walks by.
You: PACHOW!!!!
Friend: Holy Crap
and then he craps him self
by ungaru August 2, 2007
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patchouli

A pungent scented oil usually worn by those who live an alternative or bohemian lifestyle. ie:Artist, musicians hippies, bikers, punkrockers etc.
"What is that wild smell?" "It's patchouli."
by mobtownlove August 27, 2006
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patchouli soap

The ultimate oxy-moron.
The idea is that you wash yourself with the aforementioned soap to imbibe yourself with a fresh patchouli scent.
But seriously, a hippie, bathing? Ha
"NO, NO," said the hippie. "BACK AWAY WITH THE PATCHOULI SOAP."
by oblivion July 29, 2004
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patchwork car

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.
Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!
by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008
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ptchow

example of onomatopoeia:
Sound of a fake gun being fired
non-victim(its a fake gun): 'hey - what are you doing with that replica gun?'

weilder of fake gun: less talking, more firing. . .'!!PTCHOW!!
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