Jefferson Eye-Patch

When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.

"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."

by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009

Crimson Eye Patch

When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.

I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.

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by Cadella May 18, 2011

top hat eye patch man

one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.

Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.

by Banana Hamikk May 10, 2008

pearl eye patch

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle

After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.

by chowderlap August 4, 2008

whipped-cream-eye-patch

the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.

LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"

by fringe tickler November 9, 2010

eye patch

Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009