parapooping

When you lay toilet paper across the toilet bowl to catch poop so it won't splash or make noise.

No one knows when I go because I am a parapooping master.

by fieonyou August 26, 2013

papapoo

very bad, not good or nice.

'i have work tomorrow, papapoo!!'

by papapa November 8, 2007

patagoober

In the trendy outdoor merchandise world, someone who loves Patagonia, or Patagucci, so much that they revolve their entire wardrobe and life around it. Usually, they will point out to those who are around them of the awesome clothing that they are wearing.

I swear I was the only guy on the slope today who wasn't a pathetic Patagoober.

by dunder mufflicker April 1, 2009

patapom

a very big apple potato

Omg, look at that delicious patapom!

by testiclewar March 13, 2014

patapot

A very juicy tater. The more pots at the end, the juicier

Me go eat a patapot

by Crispsouse September 30, 2019

patagoon

A woman so fine and so confident— so witty. She’ll speak for herself, always. Says what she means and means what she says and good luck decoding her wit.

But also an absolute brand whore to Patagonia. But— “don’t matter.” She’s herself. A downright Patagoon.

Yeh— I’m a patagoon. Not quite Patagucci.

by BEAyoutiFull March 25, 2021