Ellen Pastorino

A mean, openly feminist psychology professor at the Osceola Valencia campus in FL. She puts femofascist propaganda in her exams and will sometimes take over another professor's class and completely change what is in the final at the last minute , screwing the students. She also often claims that 25% of all women in the US have, or will be raped.

Ellen Pastorino: 25 % of all females in America are raped.

Student: that statistic is impossible.

by codpiece thief September 5, 2009

Pastorbating

The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.

Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating

by wndycty for Frenchiecat April 25, 2008

Jaco Pastorius

Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

pastoral

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

by tgibber May 15, 2010

pastorbait

young boy or men who would attract interest of a predatory priest or clergy man

"Man, that boy is pastorbait, check him out. "

by Cleveland Mike January 24, 2012

pistoriachor

The smell or fragrance of baking

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

by CJ1326 October 27, 2021

Pastorism

A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.

That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.

by Dntblvcuzthysyso October 20, 2023