pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism

"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"

by blitch May 4, 2010

Pottaface

Pronounced: "pott-a-face"
Used to describe someone who looks like or reads too much Harry Potter

Steve: "Wtup man? you wanna kick it?"
Jon: "Can't...gotta finish reading my Harry Potter book. I'm On chapter 22"
Steve: "What! You fuckin' POTTAFACE!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014

Pastabake

Much like the male equivalent "ham shank" another PG/mum friendly term for masturbate.

Cece "done tea, cleaned up, kids are in bed. Showered now time to pastabake"

by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

pastaback

Slang term for Italian-American person

Fuckin' pastabacks all over New York, with their mafia and shit.

by theknockingbeetle June 13, 2017

putaface

1.) One who behaves in a bitchy, or otherwise stupid manner.
2.) One who is useless.
3.) An endearing term for a friend who does something stupid

1.) Young Giac broke the pool stick. What a fuckin' putaface.
2.) Ford Beckett adds nothing to this world. What a fuckin' putaface.
3.) Yo putaface! (often used as a greeting)

by Siv, Viv, and Christ January 19, 2008

Petaface

Basically a typical creepy child rapist face.

Dude your neighboor has a total petaface i would watch my ass if i were u.

by MariioKorutesu April 28, 2011