Pastafareinism

A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism

Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Pastaface

Quite the opposite of "Butterface". When a woman's face is so attractive, that you fail to see past it (Past her face = Pastaface)

Guy 1: Man, that Keira Knightley is a real beauty.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she doesn't have any ass or boob.
Guy 1: What, really?
Guy 2: Yeah. You didn't notice, cuz you couldn't see pastaface.

by Wild_Monkey December 12, 2010

Ghost of Facebook Past

n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.

Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.

Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.

Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.

by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011