Pandasexual

Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only 24-72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at fornication seem unduly momentous (like a gender reveal party).

Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general cluelessness and poor sense of balance.

"He's a Pandasexual, so he seemed content to dry hump my leg for 2 minutes and then fall asleep. Sure I was frustrated, but he's just so cute and furry!"

by M Rathod August 22, 2020

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Parasexuality

1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.

Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007

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parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007

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Patátasexual

Noun. Patata(rymes with atlanta) sexual. Opposites homosexual, heterosexual.

Attractiveness to potatoes or ones self.
Love for your own butt.

"Dude you see that girl feeling herself?"
'I bet she's patátasexual.'

If you like the way you look that much... you are probably patátasexual. See love yourself

by Smhhhhhbihhh April 28, 2016

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