Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

by Denby JT October 23, 2012

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Georgie Parsons

Very smexy dates alot of boys especially Joe's. Has blonde or brown hair and maybe blue eyes. Can trust wid owt. 💪👊

Sally:See that smexy girl
Me:Ye that's a Georgie Parsons

by Finn fuck July 26, 2019

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Josh Parsons

Weird alcoholic who fights random guys on the street

Person: *breathes*
Josh Parsons: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!

by JoshParsons October 20, 2020

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aaron parsons

the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.

A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence

by webhead33 April 13, 2010

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Dick Parsons

Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.

I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.

by desothelioma September 15, 2009

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