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Parsnip pusher

One pushing a parsnip into the backdoor entrance.
Inferring homosexuality.
A joke aimed towards men.
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"You're a parsnip pusher."
"Parsnip pusher."

"Sorry, I could not find synonyms for 'parsnip pusher'."
by Hengarrrr January 9, 2013
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Parsnip Dilemma

A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.

Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
You’re facing a real Parsnip Dilemma right now!
by MothMaven August 15, 2024
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to have a parsnip

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement
1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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by JJars August 19, 2009
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Wild Parsnip

Someone who is INSANELY wild in bed
Damn that girl was a wild parsnip last night! Could barely handle it.
by Bigfatbaddie May 4, 2020
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The Dirty Parsnip

When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.
Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.

I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?

Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022
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creamy parsnip

You have to continually masturbate into a styrofoam and fill it. Once full you, whisk up until foamy and and pour over another man's shaft.
That Liel, he's crazy man, he just creamy parsnipped Hollins.
by Simonip September 25, 2017
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