parfait

(n): slang term for a bowlpack of marijuana consisting of alternating layers of pollen and ground bud

Eddie Murphy: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!

by smokadareefa November 17, 2012

Pittsburgh Parfait

A sexual maneuver where the male approaches the female and places assorted berries in her mouth. From here he proceeds to skull fuck the female. When the male has finished his "business" the female is left with a tasty treat.

Mike:Dude i totally gave Gina the Pittsburgh Parfait last night and i told her it was courtesy of Comptons Finest.
Jim:She must have enjoyed her dessert.

by senorstinson May 4, 2009

yogurt parfait

A delicious and pseudo nutritious desert containing vanilla yogurt and in most cases various fruit pieces (Most commonly strawberries and blue berries) and topped off with granola.

I ordered a yogurt parfait from Mc Donalds... I wish I had bought another too...

by Oashisu June 20, 2008

Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.

guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

by dfghjks July 28, 2009

Parfait Girl

Definition: (noun) female with many unseen layers, some freaky or random; full of surprises; often hides feelings beneath layers of fluff; a complex kid.

Me: "Wanna go to a movie?"
PG: "Sure, but bring protection and lets sit on the back row... then maybe after we skate naked on the lake like that time I was in Paris with Morgan and his mom... oh and the cops... and I do kinda like you but I don't want anything longterm."
Me:"WTF?? Slow down Parfait Girl.... one layer at a time! I just asked about the movie.... but I'll grab my skates."

by twentyhats November 21, 2013

Parfoogle

A verb meaning to "knuckle" someone. Instead of saying "knuckle me!" which is lame and overused you could say "parfoogle!" and then initiate the action.

1.
Person A: Parfoogle!
Person B: Yeah! *parfoogles person A*

2.
Person A: Knuckle me!
PErson B: What?

Person A: Knuckle me!
Person B: Wow, you are lame.

Person B: Parfoogle!
Person C: Yeah! *parfoogles person B*

by manforgot January 10, 2010

parfart

a pervert.

Notably used by Dolly from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.

Noel: well if you so spontaneous and free, why would you mind if some hat was looking at you?
Dolly: because this one might be like some massive parfart or something!
Noel: a what?
Dolly: a massive parfart!
Noel: sorry, a what?
Dolly: a parfart!
Noel: HE'S NOT A PERVERT, is he?

by jazz'd July 25, 2012