A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.
Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time
by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023
Get the Misplaced Pensioner mug.Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.
1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.
by Dyltong June 18, 2013
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As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.
by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
Get the Pensioners mug.A Harry Potter ship which includes Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger. It’s great because it’s rival to lovers ship dynamic.
Awesome person: i finished my Pansomione fanfic!
Idiot: I hate that ship.
Awesome person: I will kill you.
Idiot: I hate that ship.
Awesome person: I will kill you.
by Trissiana August 7, 2022
Get the pansomione mug.A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping
Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there
Person 2: naw hes fine
by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020
Get the Pensioner mug.A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.
Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!
by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021
Get the pensioner porn mug.Coined by Make Good Grow circa 2018, a Passioneer is an individual fuelled by passion, dedicated to doing good and inspiring change in their local community. AKA – someone like you!
It's not a one-size-fits-all concept. In fact, it's just as unique as the skills you bring. A Passioneer could be anyone dedicated to doing good. A pro-marketeer, a finance whizz, or simply someone who wants to make a difference in the world.
It's not a one-size-fits-all concept. In fact, it's just as unique as the skills you bring. A Passioneer could be anyone dedicated to doing good. A pro-marketeer, a finance whizz, or simply someone who wants to make a difference in the world.
"How do you find all of these brilliant local opportunities to give back to Good Causes?"
"I'm a Make Good Grow Passioneer - I get regular events and updates delivered to my inbox!"
"Wow, where can I sign up?"
"Just head to www.makegoodgrow.com!"
"I'm a Make Good Grow Passioneer - I get regular events and updates delivered to my inbox!"
"Wow, where can I sign up?"
"Just head to www.makegoodgrow.com!"
by elMGG June 23, 2023
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