Pennsylvania Padiddle

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

panda hugger

Usually a non-Asian (homosexual) male who prefers Asians (for strictly Asian preference, see sticky rice. May also refer to a Western political activist or official who supports Communist Chinese policies (not to be confused with a Sinophile)

That's the 3rd Asain he's been with since he's dumped me, seems like a Panda Hugger to me.

by SizSan May 27, 2008

pandacoon

A derogatory term for a person of Asian and African descent

Tiger Woods is a pandacoon

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

trash panda

A raccoon

Those damn trash pandas keep tearing up my garbage bags.

by Tokey August 2, 2015

Board man gets paid

The most viscous taunt you can give an opponent while rebounding a basketball. It refers to the board man (rebounder) being rewarded (gets paid) for his ball fetching efforts. The phrase will surely strike fear in the opposing team. Can also be applied to other events in life when somebody is owning another person or people.

The Claw grabbed a rebound and quietly uttered "board man gets paid." The other team subsequently forfeited the game.

by sharkster June 12, 2019

paid witness

an unarmed security guard

I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heat packing thief?

Lady: Aahhh! That guy just took my purse!
Guard: He sure did!
Lady: Well, do something, dammit!
Guard: What do you want me to do? Run up and slap him so he can knife me to death? I'm just a paid witness!
Lady: Argh!

by creaternity May 13, 2006

Panda Dunk

A generic shoe everyone wears.

Guy 1: Hey broski, I just got some panda dunks what do you think of them?
Guy 2: No one fucking cares

by Tatespirational August 13, 2022