Pandemigay

Things got really gay during the pandemic. Mostly from Tiktok. Your for you page was undeniable; the thirst traps, the oat milk lattes, the edgy vibes. And, you could view it all from the anonymity of ur childhood bedroom. Tiktok finally gave you the exposure therapy to gay people you needed to realize your own gay potential.

You go from bicurious to bisexual. Maybe you arrive at queer, pan, or gay. Likelier, you're still confused. Hopefully, you've gone wild testing your hypotheses since being vaccinated.

You are a pandemigay.

Yours truly,

a pandemigay <3

"Omg, she's gay now?!"

"Yeah, since the pandemic she's been seeing girls."

"Oh, she's a pandemigay!"

"I've been on lesbian tik tok lately... does that mean I'm pandemigay?"

by golfy October 19, 2021

Panceling

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014

research papering

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.

Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.

by (B)^2 March 28, 2009