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Pandalade

1. Pandalade (Ailuropoda melanoleuca Citrus Lemonos Ados) is the drink created when the bones, body, flesh, blood and testicles of the Ailuropoda melanoleuca (panda) are entriely crushed and mashed into a bloody pulp, and then mixed with a drink, the contents of which contain lemon juice, sugar, and water, also known as Citrus Lemonos Ados (lemonade.)
The drink is extremely refreshing but also rare in many countries but China and Middle-Earth.

2. The left nipple of a Sasquatchian howling spider in distress.
1. Hey dude, I totally had the most refreshing drink in the world. Pandalade dude, get it at any McDonald's restaurant starting February 2005! Have fun!

2. AAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Pandalade! AGGGGGHHH!
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Vandalove

The act of decorating a loved ones property, usually their car, with excessive items (window marker messages, silly string, bows, ribbons, flowers, etc.) meant to publicly display your affection for your loved one in the most obnoxious way possible.
My coworkers and I were heading to lunch when we discovered that my girlfriend had totally vandaloved my brand new car with bows and ribbons and a huge I LOVE U written on the windshield!
by Mr. Richie February 20, 2014
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Pandaluem

Someone who is nice and filled with energy.
Pandal! (short for pandaluem, you can use his middle name for straight calls as well), where you've been all day?
by lovlas September 4, 2020
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viva pantalones

A war cry used by sheep of the lying Dos Pantoles Rojos on the popular Myspace App Mobsters. The people who use this term have the attention span of a housefly and believe any trash that this grown man that has no life tells them.
That crowd is such and idiot that they can be spotted standing in the middle of a busy highway shouting Viva Pantalones!
by Dave Gary February 18, 2009
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pandovers

Left over food taken home from Panda Express. Usually stored in a fridge and eaten the next day.

Sometimes pandovers are even better than when first enjoyed the night before.

Can be heated in microwave or eaten cold.
"I can't wait to go home and eat my pandovers!"

"I'll order a three-entre meal, that way I'll have a load of pandovers."

"I didn't eat all of my orange chicken so I'll save some to have as pandovers.
by KMFILMS August 30, 2008
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Sassy Pantalones

Spanglish invented by Chelsea to express excitement or surprise. Used when someone is being uncharictaristicaly sassy.
That outfit is sassy pantalones!

The play this weekend is going to be sassy pantalones.
by gdyds January 3, 2007
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pandaloom

A looming, long, drawn out pandemic. Punctuated by continuing longing for, and fending off overt references to, better days of large crowds intermingling without care (like concerts, sporting events, and other reasons you'd move to the downtown of a large city, like Vancouver).
Upon seeing an advertisement for an online course using an un-related photo of a large crowd at a live concert.... "...it's also not entirely appropriate seeing as how we are in the middle of a pandaloom".
by coasting_the_pacific January 22, 2021
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