palms flat

1. A term used to describe an intense sexual experience that usually occurs, but isn't limited to prisons and penitentiaries. The act is so rough that the receiver of the act finds themselves pinned palms flat against a wall or floor. This can be common during surprise butt sex or other surprise sex maneuvers.

2. A phrase that describes how hard you got owned or were defeated by another person, group, entity or poltergeist.

"Why you walking like that?"
"Girl, Tevon got me palms flat last night. I won't be walking right for a week."

by Nevan April 25, 2017

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021

Hairy Palms

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

Palming

Masturbating by rubbing your palm on your penis, head, or vagina

Mary: I love palming
Jack: can i do some palming on yoyu

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

Palistinian

Someone who does not know how to spell "Palestinian".

The person who created the previous entries under "Palistinian".

by Brett Isham January 13, 2004

palais

A mainly British word meaning, "a public hall for dancing." It is also the French equivalent of a palace or government building.

"I'm a white man in the Hammersmith Palais." Clash reference.

by nixonblew April 18, 2005