palinism

avoiding answering a question by completely blowing it off and instead telling a lengthy story about something unrelated.

can you believe that palinism joe used in economics? who would have thought he could direct a question about the impact of unemployment on the market to his grandfather's farm in alabama?

by axbowers January 18, 2009

palinistic

The practice of divulging stupidity through ones mouth, in the shrillished of tones, with an emphasis on accent and absolute confidence. Usually coupled with an inflated sense of megalomanical service.

If you come in contact with any palinists its recommended that you gently place an asshat ( see asshat) on he or she's head and back away slowly.

Do not go in the direction of Russia as the mother Palin has full view of this region.

I heard a girl at the bar saying she liked Trump, and she was kina like palinistic.

by Shaggybandit May 10, 2016

Palinite

A member of the so-called Tea Party, a group of radical social conservatives masquerading as deficit hawks.

Established as the right-wing's answer to Senator John McCain and Sarah Palin, the Republican Party's ineffectual Vice Presidential nominee in 2008, losing the general election to a moderate Illinois Senator who was charged by the conservative media as a socialist Marxist dictator.

The Palinite's complaints about President Obama's policies, which led to the resurgence of the American economy, clearly show an underlying hatred for him on a non-political level.

by George Oscar Bluth (AKA Gob) April 22, 2012

Palinity

The tendency to act cutesy and folksy when you have absolutely no clue what you are being asked about. Named for a vice presidential candidate.

Man, that girl was cute, but clueless at the interview - total palinity!

by G-Bay January 19, 2009

palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".

When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.

by bullet88 August 2, 2009

Palinism

An idea, statement, or median so adverse it causes physical pain.

His palinistic statements never end.

Stop saying that, you're palin' me.

Palinism is ubiquitous in the modern media.

by JoshTS March 13, 2009

Pialinist

A person who plays piano and violin. "Pialinist" is more practical to say than "pianist and violinist" cause it's less words. Plus it's more fun to say anyway.

I am a pialinist. I should be practicing 40 hours a day just like Ling Ling.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020