Pialinist 

A person who plays piano and violin. "Pialinist" is more practical to say than "pianist and violinist" cause it's less words. Plus it's more fun to say anyway.

I am a pialinist. I should be practicing 40 hours a day just like Ling Ling.

Pialinist by Pialinist June 10, 2020

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

Palinism 

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.

See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009

Palinism by muskybait January 28, 2010

Palinite 

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

Palinite by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

pianist

Someone who plays the piano. This word is pronounced pee-AN-ist. Don't forget the A. We are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.

The pianist spent three hours perfecting his Hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.

pianist by cygnusx1 January 1, 2009

Pianist

Someone who is racist towards penises.

“Omg Becky look at his dick!”
“Ew, shut the fuck up!”
“Wait, are you being pianist right now?”
“I guess so bitch!”

Pianist by SouthParkUnbreakableFantasy July 29, 2020

Palinstan 

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.

Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.

Palinstan by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010