Tim Pawlenty

The governor of Minnesota who proceeded to fuck up the state. Because of him and his idiots in legislature, Minnesota may go into a state shutdown.

When Tim Pawlenty leaves office I'll be sure to throw a party.

by The Volkswagen Beatle July 2, 2005

oral palentologist

Some who frequently finds a "bone" in their mouth.

That porn star always has a penis in her mouth. You could say she's an oral palentologist with how many "bones" she's found in there

by KGardo December 6, 2009

Palentine's Day

Gender neutral way to recognize platonic friends on Valentine's Day.

I took my friend Chris out for Palentine's Day lunch!

by MSKSBOYD February 14, 2023

Palentine's Day

Palentine's Day is on February 13th, the other part of Valentine's Day & Galentine's Day, when you celebrate your love for your lady or guy friends! single or not.

Hey bro, my girl is celebrating Galentine's Day with her friends... want to through a Palentine's Day party of us and the rest of the crew?

by aTribeCalledQuestion February 13, 2019

palentine

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.

He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.

by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

paulena

crazy,weird and funny

usally a red head,very kind person and very talented.can be a bit of a bother at times but will always be there for you

she always puts her friends first.

dude 1:hey did you see paulena tday

dude 2:yah what a babe

by alliecat499999999999999995 September 24, 2012

palencia

A guy who doesn’t tell his friends about the girls he bangs

I’m a gentleman I don’t kiss and tell I’m a Palencia

by Vinbones December 18, 2017