Pavone

One who is known to have a misshapen and disfigured small penis; One who resembles a turd; One who enjoys placing anal beads and other assorted sex toys such as dildos into there asshole; One who resembles a socially awkward transsexual ballerina who enjoys wearing a butt plug; One who is extremely ugly and possesses a package consisting of a single testicle also referred to as a mono-pavone; One who's pubes are longer than their penis; One who resembles a homosexual ice dancer with an inflamed clitoris; Another word for what is released after a hymen is broken; The sound that a condom makes when it tears

Rachel: Do u think that guy has a big penis?
Veronica: Nah he looks like a turd, he must have a pavone.

Josh: Man that guy sid is weird, he's such a pavone
Ashley: Really? he likes putting anal beads up his ass
Josh: Too right.
Ashley: Faggot
Josh: Yeah

Anjan: I heard that guy was a pavone
Krishna: Unlucky

Gurkaran: Fuck hope my kid isn't born with a pavone!
Sam: Yeah no one wants their kid to be ugly and have a single testicle

Damoon: I hired a pavone for my wedding
Devpal: WHAT! you hired a tranny ballerina with a butt plug!

Vish: Man i hate my life
Tom: At least your not a pavone.

Lucy: Oh no! I think I'm pregnant
Liz: Really did your condom make a pavone sound?
Lucy: Yes.
Liz: Ah well just hope the baby isn't born with a mono-pavone

by SUPERwealthyBIGpenis October 2, 2011

Phgone

a more interesting name for a mobile telephone. "Phone" got boring so people invented "phgone".

I was on the phgone to (name) earlier

My phgone is broken

I need a new phgone

by thegirlyounevernoticed October 7, 2009

Panone

Person who no one knows their first name. This person is doomed to play J.V. for the rest of their career. Usually funny, but ridiculously stupid.

Do you know that Panone over there?! What the heck is his name?

by 911smarty December 17, 2009

Pagon

Pagon is probably some dip shit person who makes friends and steals their money for a vending machine thats barely $1.25, This kid poor as fuck to be honest.

Pagon is a bitch

by xxShadow October 19, 2017

paganette

A female pagan; wastewoman

Stop being such a paganette girl!

by Ramit June 10, 2015

pagnerant

The particular quality of canine behavior that is comprised primarily of obstinacy but includes a pestering measure of imbecilic ignoramutude.

Roamer, the bull terrier, is being pagnerant because he "appears" to be unable to cooperate in rectification, after stepping over his own leash.

by PTDanKool December 28, 2010

pagon

people who tried to google pagan, but could not spell it.

guy: Hey dude did you know pagon people have druids
druid: It is pagan, and yes I did

by NETB007 September 20, 2016