Pavone

One who is known to have a misshapen and disfigured small penis; One who resembles a turd; One who enjoys placing anal beads and other assorted sex toys such as dildos into there asshole; One who resembles a socially awkward transsexual ballerina who enjoys wearing a butt plug; One who is extremely ugly and possesses a package consisting of a single testicle also referred to as a mono-pavone; One who's pubes are longer than their penis; One who resembles a homosexual ice dancer with an inflamed clitoris; Another word for what is released after a hymen is broken; The sound that a condom makes when it tears

Rachel: Do u think that guy has a big penis?
Veronica: Nah he looks like a turd, he must have a pavone.

Josh: Man that guy sid is weird, he's such a pavone
Ashley: Really? he likes putting anal beads up his ass
Josh: Too right.
Ashley: Faggot
Josh: Yeah

Anjan: I heard that guy was a pavone
Krishna: Unlucky

Gurkaran: Fuck hope my kid isn't born with a pavone!
Sam: Yeah no one wants their kid to be ugly and have a single testicle

Damoon: I hired a pavone for my wedding
Devpal: WHAT! you hired a tranny ballerina with a butt plug!

Vish: Man i hate my life
Tom: At least your not a pavone.

Lucy: Oh no! I think I'm pregnant
Liz: Really did your condom make a pavone sound?
Lucy: Yes.
Liz: Ah well just hope the baby isn't born with a mono-pavone

by SUPERwealthyBIGpenis October 2, 2011

giulia pavone

Giulia Pavone is a divisor

7 is the Giulia Pavone of 42

by XxxMemeMasterxxX March 30, 2017

Pavneet

A Pavneet is a very special person. She will be shy at first but then when you get to know her you know she is really crazy. A Pavneet is supppper funny. She is really kind to everyone. A Pavneetis not a replaceable person. If you have a Pavneet in your life you are very lucky.

If you know someone who is really funny and nice,then you have a Pavneet.

by Lasangua May 8, 2018

Pavon

Pavon is a smart, beautiful and talented woman. She is one you will never forget. She constantly battles balancing beauty and being englightened.

Wow! Pavon looks amazing today!

by LalaKinz February 20, 2015

paoned

A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.

That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.

by klod March 5, 2008

El Pavon

El Pavon, è un nome ladino particolarmente usato per definire una persona, normalmente abitante del paese di Davedino. Con questo nome si indica il propietario della casa nonchè capo del terreno circostante. Nella tradizione locale, El Pavon è solitamente una persona goffa, oziosa e spesso dormigliona, a cui spettano pochi mestieri sempre riguardanti il mantenimento del podere, come: la stalla, la legna, lo sfalcio dell' erba, e il ballo folcloristico. Nella tradizione locale, El Pavon assume molte medicine direttamente da una grande cesta e fa merenda con birra banana.

Solitamente il termine viene usato in un contensto del tipo:
-"ou! ncan jonso dal Pavon??"
-"El Pavon le che el dorm"

by GeneCeppo September 7, 2015

Pazoned

Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.

Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.

by BackToNormal June 26, 2004