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Solar-Panelling 

The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.

Newport Pagnell

"Newport Pagnell is a modern thriving market town situated in the North East of Buckinghamshire. The history of the area dates back to the Iron Age and the town itself is from the Roman period." says the Town Council.

The town is built around the connection of two rivers: the Ouzel (also known as Lovat) which comes up from Leighton Buzzard and the Ouse which omes up from Buckingham. Once joined the Ouse goes on to Olney and Bedford.

The town was part of Buckinghamshire until 1974 when the government created the new borough of Milton Keynes. Newport Pagnell remains outside Milton Keynes} and cermonially still part of the old county of Buckinghamshire, so it is both within and without Milton keynes depending on exactly what you mean.

As at 2010 there is still some green belt between the town and Milton Keynes but that is shrinking.

Newport Pagnell is probably most famous for:

a) Being the place Aston Martin built their luxury sports cars (there is still a service centre left, although the factory has gone)
b) Tickford Bridge, over the River Ouzel (or Lovat), was built in 1810 and is the only iron bridge in Britain that still carries main road traffic and is the oldest iron bridge in the world that is still in constant use.

c) being the original end point of Britain's first Motorway the M1 where the motorway services still stand.

The Town football team are nicknamed the Swans, after the county symbol for Buckinghamshire.
Newport Pagnell is the best of the old towns that were absorbed into Milton Keynes.
Newport Pagnell by PaggyBoy December 4, 2010

Paganality 

The personality of a Pagan.
Was made up while trying to describe a friends love for her Beliefs.....
Go out,Wear your Witch tee-shirt and show your Paganality
Paganality by Walter R Hardin Jr September 25, 2004

paganello 

One of the greatest sporting events around, a massive ultimate tournament lasting for four days over easter weekend where teams play frisbee by day and drink by night
Man those hot sweaty beavers rocked paganello, aside from their insane layouts those nappies were unreal
paganello by MVF May 18, 2011
noun. Surname and/or nickname for a big-ass gym teacher who kinda looks like terminator, usually has a very hot daughter whom you can only date by sneaking around such gym teacher.
Yo, Panelli scares the shit out of me...
Panelli by MJDude December 1, 2009

paganality 

A type of personality that is open minded, loves nature, does not follow the crowd but their own path, enjoys learning from the past, rituals are part of their life and mark the rites of passage, they have a strong moral code , usually very spiritual, and often follows an earth based religion.
Go ahead and wear the Goddess shirt, don't be afraid to express your paganality.
paganality by Luna Aileen September 25, 2004