paedo swirl

Using the swirl effect in photoshop to distort an image, but just enough that someone else can unswirl it to result in the original image. Given its name after the infamous paedophile Christopher Paul Neil.

Chris: "I need to conceal my identity, so I can show these underage Korean girls my cock"
Budd: "Use the swirl effect in photoshop. And have it set to paedo swirl setting."

by Mr Stamper November 2, 2007

paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.

"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"

by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

paedo bill

the fat man that used to hang around your school!

mommy that fat man over there is looking at me.
yes dear thats just paedo bill.

by bill hahaha! May 9, 2005

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

Paedo Files

All the disgusting files (photos) that belongs to a convicted paedophile.

There are numerous paedo files found on the next door paedophile's computer.

by Dee-Odus January 3, 2009

Paedo Pouch

A man's beard that is shaved in a neat line across the lower cheeks and surrounds the mouth.

Noel Edmonds, Kyle Sandilands, Paedo pouch

by Manner July 30, 2009