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Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance
'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.
by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008
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Paedo van

Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
Have you seen maris work paedo van.
by Havince September 7, 2020
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paedo swirl

Using the swirl effect in photoshop to distort an image, but just enough that someone else can unswirl it to result in the original image. Given its name after the infamous paedophile Christopher Paul Neil.
Chris: "I need to conceal my identity, so I can show these underage Korean girls my cock"
Budd: "Use the swirl effect in photoshop. And have it set to paedo swirl setting."
by Mr Stamper November 2, 2007
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paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009
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Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.
Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.
by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012
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double paedo

when a person has relations with a minor who is pregnant
originspaedo
by molemanlfc September 25, 2012
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paedo bill

the fat man that used to hang around your school!
mommy that fat man over there is looking at me.
yes dear thats just paedo bill.
by bill hahaha! May 9, 2005
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