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Black Pandemic

Black Pandemic is defined as “an epidemic occurring worldwide within the Black communities whereas black lives are becoming extinct, thru empirical injustice and inequality which has led to poverty, discrimination, police brutality, financial disparities, white and black on black unjustified killings throughout the world. Whereas political, criminal, and civil liberties are implicated to aid in the destruction and/or distinction of the black culture and communities by any means necessary.
The deaths of George Floyd and Trayvon Martin are part of the Black Pandemic.
by HiJaHo July 19, 2020
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Pandemic 1

Bill Gates' codename for COVID-19, the first modern pandemic
When Pandemic 1 is over, you can stop being a homeliner, go outside, and join the next global party!
by timlight April 23, 2020
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Padmei Rigging

Electrical wires or electronics assembled or customized in under 5 minutes using: duct tape, USB extenders, electrical tape, super glue.

Fuses will be blown.

The opposite of MacGyver.
Padmei: My car PC isn't working "today".
Everyone: Sweet Padmei Rigging.
by War Towels December 23, 2009
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Pandemic Fatigue

The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.
I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
by YAWA July 4, 2020
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Coffee Pandemic

In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.
"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"
by R Russell February 25, 2010
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The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.
"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"
by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021
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Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009
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