1. Term used to describe new psychology majors who begin diagnosing every person around them.
2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.
3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.
2. Psych majors who think they know everything about topics regarding the brain.
3. Inexperienced psych majors who critique famous theorists and therapists with little-to-no knowledge of how psychology works.
1.
Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"
Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."
Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."
2.
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*
Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"
3.
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."
Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*
Freshman Psych major; "Oh my gosh! Why does she cause so much drama? She must have Histrionic Personality Disorder!"
Senior Psych major; "No, she's just a bitch. Not everyone has a personality disorder."
Other Senior Psych major; "Dude, calm down. She has Psych-Major Syndrome."
2.
Anatomy teacher; "And this, here, is the Hypothalamus. It is responsible fo-"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh!!! It stores information and navigates! I learned that in my Psych 101 class" *Looks smug*
Anatomy teacher; "No, that would be the Hippocampus. Have you considered medication for your Psych-Major Syndrome?"
Freshman Psych major; "Oh, whatever. They both begin with 'H'!"
3.
Freshman Psych major; "Eww, I hate Freud. He was so useless to the Psychology field. All he talked about was penises."
Senior Psych major *smacks freshman over the head with On Narcissism*
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In the US and many other developed countries places referred to as psych wards are actually psychiatric units, psychiatric departments, or psychiatric hospitals. Patients in these places are typically housed in individual rooms or with 1-3 roommates, rather than on a traditional ward.
In the US and many other developed countries places referred to as psych wards are actually psychiatric units, psychiatric departments, or psychiatric hospitals. Patients in these places are typically housed in individual rooms or with 1-3 roommates, rather than on a traditional ward.
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For every new Psyche episode ever created, there is a hidden pineapple which the viewers must spot- it is kind of like an "I SPY" game for every Psych episode. HOWEVER. The damn pineapple is increasingly difficult to find, as sometimes, it is merely depicted as a pineapple smoothie or something else that is simply a pain to relate back to the object of interest, the pineapple.
The "hidden psych pineapple" was shown as a pineapple smoothie in that episode. WTF. PUT A REAL PINEAPPLE IN THERE, DAMNIT!
As I said "Merry Christmas," to Sam, she was thinking about the Psych Pineapple, and cookies, as she will one day dominate the world and therefore NO ONE can question her about her interest in Psych Pineapples.
As I said "Merry Christmas," to Sam, she was thinking about the Psych Pineapple, and cookies, as she will one day dominate the world and therefore NO ONE can question her about her interest in Psych Pineapples.
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Get the Psych me up mug.An extremely clingy female who is more than willing dole out sexual favors for acceptance and affection. Clearly stemming from some sort of daddy issue. Unfortunately, most psych-hos are used and abandoned immediately whereas the cycle starts anew.
"Man, I'd like to get a piece before I ship out."
"Dude, just talk to this one chick, shes a total psych-ho. She'll jump your bones in like five minutes from talking to her."
"Dude, just talk to this one chick, shes a total psych-ho. She'll jump your bones in like five minutes from talking to her."
by Wesjared Blevins January 27, 2007
Get the psych-ho mug.I told my teacher to eat shit and die so they said I was crazy, had me evaluated in the psych ward where I couldn't even go outside. Eventually I had to agree to swallow their "medications", which were really pharmaceutical drugs in disguise. After my evaluation I returned to school and I told my teacher it was all her fault and I hope her pension falls through because she doesn't deserve it.
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Get the Psych Ward mug."Syke-Yah-Mine" During the initial parts of insertion, the male is to dramatically fake a premature ejaculation. Once the female reacts to this action the male will then yell PSYCH YA MIND as he commences to vigorously penetrate the females vaginal canal.
Tom: O yea
Amy: Ooh yes
Tom: O yea baby shit
Amy: TOM baby work it
Tom: Oh!oh!oh! (Breathes heavily) I'M CUMMING
(SILENCE)
AMY: O MY FUCKING GOD!
TOM: PSYCH YA MIND!!!!
AMY: AAAAHHHOOOOOSHIT
Amy: Ooh yes
Tom: O yea baby shit
Amy: TOM baby work it
Tom: Oh!oh!oh! (Breathes heavily) I'M CUMMING
(SILENCE)
AMY: O MY FUCKING GOD!
TOM: PSYCH YA MIND!!!!
AMY: AAAAHHHOOOOOSHIT
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