3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/

What is 3D printing

by Some dude obsessed with tech March 17, 2017

Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.

Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.

by park roadie January 11, 2016

Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.

I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?

by 2dprinting May 12, 2013

Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.

Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"

by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011

Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018

war printing

Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.

bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?

by C Bobbert October 8, 2008