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lightly pressed

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.
Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."
by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014
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Elvis Presley

Elvis Aaron Presley, in the humblest of circumstances, was born to Vernon and Gladys Presley on January 8, 1935. Elvis’ musical influences were the pop and country music of the time, the gospel music he heard in church and at the all-night gospel sings he frequently attended, and the black R&B he absorbed on historic Beale Street as a Memphis teenager. In 1954, he began his singing career with the legendary Sun Records label in Memphis. By 1956, he was an international sensation. With a sound and style that uniquely combined his diverse musical influences and blurred and challenged the social and racial barriers of the time, he ushered in a whole new era of American music and popular culture. He starred in 33 successful films, made history with his television appearances and specials, and knew great acclaim through his many, often record-breaking, live concert performances on tour and in Las Vegas. Globally, he has sold over one billion records, more than any other artist. His American sales have earned him gold, platinum or multi-platinum awards for 150 different albums and singles, far more than any other artist. Among his many awards and accolades were 14 Grammy nominations (3 wins) from the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, which he received at age 36, and his being named One of the Ten Outstanding Young Men of the Nation for 1970 by the United States Jaycees. His talent, good looks, sensuality, charisma, and good humour endeared him to millions, as did the humility and human kindness he demonstrated throughout his life. Known the world over by his first name, he is regarded as one of the most important figures of twentieth century popular culture. Elvis died at his Memphis home, Graceland, on August 16, 1977.
"I believe in the Bible. I believe that all good things come from God. I don't believe I'd sing the way I do if God hadn't wanted me to." - Elvis Presley
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."
Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.
by Vagimuff April 3, 2009
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Presley

Presley is the prettiest girl alive! She is awesome, beautiful, caring, loving, and just the best person ever! She is so funny! She will make you laugh so hard you cry! If you have a Presley in your life keep her forever! Love her with all your heart! She deserves it! She is very underestimated! She might be little but she is the toughest and strongest person alive! If your daughters name is Presley good luck with the boys! So if you have a Presley in your life keep her forever and love her!
Presley is the prettiest and toughest girl alive! Keep her forever!
by Bailey7/10 October 19, 2019
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Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.
We pressed ham to another car on the road.
by dadaevan April 4, 2007
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Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.
"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."
by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013
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HE RISES TAXES CUZ HES A MORON HE THINKS HES RICH LIKE CHANCELOR!
Rishi sunak (aka presley hamers dad) WILL RAISE UR TAXES IF U DONT READ THIS!
by rishisunak October 5, 2020
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