Ho pots

Ho pots or Hoe pots - shitty old pots that are too loose and have lost their seal.

Need a tight seal to steam my rice but I got nothin' but ho pots.

by The Mike K June 18, 2020

Potsdam Giant

A guy with an unusually large penis who is too protective of it to use it.

Frederick William had a huge weapon but would never take it into battle -- what a Potsdam Giant.

by ChefBoyardee69 May 10, 2010

Dubai Porta Potty

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.

Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.

by Altruisticriminal December 25, 2021

Giraffe Potty

Something completely random and irrelephant.

Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 17, 2018

porter potty shit

a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape

Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one

by BBBalla10 January 3, 2009

porta-pottyphobia

A deep and visceral fear of porta-potties.

She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

naughty potty

The act of explaining you are going to go "number 2" (excreting feces from the anal cavity) but in a modern day hip and clean way.

Oh man I want to continue playing world of warcraft, but I have to take a naughty potty!

by rodstewert February 13, 2008